by Anthony » Sun Feb 22, 2026 6:02 pm
Last call at 1:30am. Doors locked at 2:00am. That’s your “world-class” LA nightlife, ladies and gentlemen.⁴ New York goes until 4am. Berlin doesn’t even START until 2am. Miami’s still pouring at sunrise. But LA — the entertainment capital of the WORLD — sends you home like it’s prom night. Sure, Academy and Avalon sometimes stretch to 3am, but good luck getting a drink after 1:30.⁴ The real after-party? It’s at someone’s house in the Hills, and you weren’t invited. Facts.
Last call at 1:30am. Doors locked at 2:00am. That’s your “world-class” LA nightlife, ladies and gentlemen.⁴ New York goes until 4am. Berlin doesn’t even START until 2am. Miami’s still pouring at sunrise. But LA — the entertainment capital of the WORLD — sends you home like it’s prom night. Sure, Academy and Avalon sometimes stretch to 3am, but good luck getting a drink after 1:30.⁴ The real after-party? It’s at someone’s house in the Hills, and you weren’t invited. Facts.